#me: .......oh cool but *wut*

[essektheylyss]

Oh hey! Do you like stories about wlw and weird, convoluted forms of time travel? Do you like supporting queer folks making cool art? Did River Song rewire your brain as a teenager?

I wrote a short story called "A Practical Study of Time" for Baffling Magazine, a queer speculative fiction mag! It's published on Patreon, if you're interested in becoming a patron of a super neat lit mag—or it'll be on their site when their eleventh issue is published in April!

[fuxuannie]

↳ pairing : miles morales x reader

↳ synopsis : shenanigans with your favorite classmate :) (maybe even a secret crush)

↳ authors note : i'm rlly trying to expand through fandoms, plzzz don't leave i promise i still write hsrr ;o; !!!!! i'm gonna be on a LONG atsv brainrot plz <\3 wuts a proof-read idk what that iz (/j)

MILES MORALES was the new student two years ago, some people thought he was an oddball since the first day encounter with his dad.. but you didn't really mind it honestly. You had much more important matters to attend to, like not listening to gossip.

After learning he was in some of your classes, you decided to try and get to know the guy. He seemed pretty cool, and you never passed an opportunity to know someone new.

"Morales, right?" Miles hears from behind him, it's currently lunch and so he turns his head to see you standing there with a tray in hand. "Mind if I sit with you?"

Since that day, you two hit it off like crazy, with sharing interests and hobbies it wasn't hard to talk every single day and run out of things to talk about.

"So, my Uncle Aaron took me to this crazy place like 2 years ago maybe? But yeah, it's where I did one of my first graffiti art." He explained, leading you through the dark traintracks while holding your wrist so you don't lose him in the darkness. "Sounds cool! Is it the same one that you used in your essay?"

You listen to the echo of his laughter. "Yeah, it is.. He was a great man, made me who I am today."

The way he talks fondly about his Uncle makes your heart sting a little. Though you were never able to meet him yourself, the way Miles talked about him to you made it clear he was a man who loved his nephew like he was his own son, and it was like you could emphasize with his pain of losing him.

However your thoughts are interrupted at the loud sound of a light switch turning on, illuminating the room and different graffiti art drawn on the walls. Miles laughs at your breathless expression, admiring the way your eyes seemed to glow at the art all around you.

"Heeey, look at that!" You chuckled, pointing at the 'Expectations' graffiti you brought up earlier. "You were so much shorter back then.." And Miles rolled his eyes at that comment, knowing that you were referring to the silhouette on the wall. "Very funny."

Then you realize theres a section of the wall thats covered with cloth, and he notices how you take notice of it. Miles immediately clears his throat, puts a hand behind his neck and looks at the ground. "Oh, uh.. that's a work in progress. I wouldn't want you to see i-"

Suddenly his spidey-senses go off, the second he looks up he already sees you right infront of the wall and about to touch the cover. "(name)!"

Pulling it off, it reveals a wall full of.. you? You were surprised that the details were down almost perfectly, your nose shape, your eyes and your smile. It was all so perfectly done that in a way it could either be flattering or a tiny bit creepy.

Of course, Miles being your best friend, you may or may not sketch or write about him every now and then (or rather all the time) depending on which one you felt like doing, but he didn't have to know that.

"I'm.. honored?" You laugh, looking back at your poor friend whos pulled his hoodie over his head and his hands covering his face. "Oh, come on! It's not that embarassing- And it looks good I promise!" You tried to reassure him, but the boy has no intentions on budging.

"I forgot I had that." Miles mumbled to himself, ignoring how you pull on his arm to try and get him to show himself.

At some point you've given up, and let the guy wallow in his own embarassment for a while. Your attention shifts back onto the art wall, seeing the several doodles and actual art pieces that you can only assume Miles was working on for the past 2 years you two were friends.

The much smaller doodles were your favorites, ones where he made you a tiny little creature were the cutest ones, and at some point you noticed how so many of them involved.. him. He drew tiny moments of you and him holding hands, going on walks, sharing earphones and little cliche date stuff.

You were about to say something, but are stopped at the realization Miles was right next to you while his eyes never seemed to break contact from yours. "Miles?" You say in almost a whisper, seeing how focused his gaze was on you.

"I mean, we're both smart enough to realize it.. right?"

The urge to play dumb was strong, it really was, but Miles could see through you like he was staring at glass. That's how well he knew you, and how transparent you were with him.

"And maybe I'm stupid enough to make up delusions in my head but.. do you.. feel the same?"

The question leaves you stunned, stammering to find an answer, but the serious facade Miles kept up melts at your nervous reaction. He begins to laugh, digging through his pockets and pulls out a paper you recognize all too well, it had to be either a drawing or a poem you had written for Miles and considering one of your recent ones going missing.. if what he had in his hands was that one, it gave him more than an answer.

That realization makes you gasp, and Miles' laughter only grows stronger as you've now realized what's happening in its full extent. Miles liked you, and he knew you liked him too.

"You cheeky-" You try to grab the paper from his hands, but the tall piece of shit tip-toe's just to make sure you couldn't grab it. "Whaat? What am I, hm?" He'll playfully taunt at you, still unable to control his smile as he knows that deep down you enjoyed this banter just as much as he did.

You two continue to playfully argue for a while, laughter echoing throughout the abandoned area as hours passed on and on. The talk about either ones feelings never came to light, but you two were content with the moment, and in another time you'd talk about the confusing thing that is the feelings you both mutually share.

You had all the time in the world, right? Miles Morales wasn't going anywhere.

[rcamshateclub]

Hey bbg, I’d like to request Fluff headcannons for yuuji, todo, gojo and Toji!

-🧀

JJK men as your boyfriend! —

☆ pairing(s): yuuji x reader, todo x reader, gojo x reader, toji x reader

☆ part two!

☆ content warning(s): straight Fluff, mentions of ass slapping, and boobs groped bc of toji and todo. a little manga spoiler on toji’s! (?)

☆ A/N: i didn’t know if u want fluffy boyfriend headcanons but that’s wut i’m doing! hope u enjoy bae :] AND SORRY THERE ISNT MUCH FOR TODO. i don’t know his character too well. Mans disappeared in the manga lowk where is he? 😭 also lmk if there’s any errors!! oh and my request are OPEN

YUUJI —

yuuji loves to cuddle after missions, he loves it so much. he can’t help that he misses you so much. especially when you’re only with gojo because of your cursed technique

yuuji can’t help but make you feel overwhelmed in a good way with compliments.

yuuji feels like he must protect you and you the same! it’s a mutual thing because of your love for each other!!

yuuji loves to squish your stomach, butt, everything. he likes you.

yuuji LOVES to cook for you! he’ll even clean up after for you!

whenever you’re sick, yuuji knows immediately. he will take care of you all day. he makes you soup, he feeds you. he gives you medicine, he forces gojo to leave him and you alone for a week (if even…)

yuuji feels so safe around you! whenever you’re in one of your rooms’ alone, he feels so vulnerable and sometimes if he’s alone in his room, he cries. he cries because of how overwhelming his love is for you. he can’t believe he has you!

he loves to take care of you but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like to be taken care of either!

whenever you take care of him and get worried of his wounds, you might scold him but you’re so worried you can’t help but just baby (?) him in a way.

he loves you… his heart actually might explode

he spends so much time with you, sukuna just bullies him about how smitten he is for you.

sukuna finds you cool. he uses your name actually, he respects you but he doesn’t care much to talk to you if you don’t talk to him.

yuuji wants to be with you EVERY second of the day!! he wants to be at your side and hold you!

yuuji loves whenever you see him and your eyes light up.

he loves whenever you talk about something you love.

he wants to hear all the rants you have and he wants to know what your current obsessions are! especially if it’s him

— TODO

todo is very much an ass person (sorry. i have to.) he definitely slaps your ass when he comes to see you.

surprisingly actually super caring. especially if you’re having a bad day, instead of trying to be super “gym bro” vibes about it. he’s taking care of you and asking what you need

lowk this guy would be a gym bro and a “the boys” type guy. I’m Sorry.

todo definitely carries you around everywhere

he’s the type to lift you up in air and just throw you over his shoulders and walk you to your room even if you’re 2 steps away.

he makes note of what drinks you like and buys them for you!

whenever you’re in tokyo, you love to mess with megumi but todo gets a little possessive in a sense because he thinks megumi is boring and not interesting. he doesn’t even care for women with big butts mane. (megs is a respectful kid.)

makes fun of you whenever you fall on your face

i would assume this relationship would have kissing but i feel like it would be more of a joking type of relationship.

GOJO —

MENACE ALERT. he steals everything from you. EVEN YOUR CLOTHES (ESPECIALLY IF THEY DONT FIT THEM BECAUSE OF HOW HUGE HE IS.) if they can fit like a crop top he wears them. but if you’re plus sized and always have those baggy shirts (me too bae!!), he wears them bc your scent is on them.

he’s always eating sweets, it makes you have a sweet tooth too now because you’re always with him.

toru loves you squeeze you! you’re just so cute!

he’s totally trying to get you to stop ignoring him at work. he wants hugs and kisses but you won’t even budge. the students start to wonder if their teacher was lying about being in a relationship with you.

that’s until they saw you give in when you thought you were alone. they saw him trying to kiss you and when he calmed down, you finally gave him a kiss. you better bet he was begging for more and also knew the students saw.

this guy has zero shame, no remorse, and no sense of PERSONAL space!!! he doesn’t care. what’s his is yours and what’s yours is his. he wants to be all on you. he loves being everywhere near you. gosh he’ll smell you like a little weirdo.

the students think he’s a creep, but in reality, you love satoru so much. you just try to keep social, romantic, and work life balanced. it’s hard when you’re arguing with higher-ups and you can’t go to your boyfriend who doesn’t care if his students see you both hugging and kissing. you just want the students to be comfortable and also their teacher not distracted like an idiot.

when the kyoto students see you for the first time, they wonder who you are, because you’re always on missions, you never met the students from the other school.

satoru was late, so you filled in before he came and introduced yourself! then he came and you just wanted to leave but toru made you stay because he wanted you.

you and satoru lay down at bed at night and he sometimes cries because he doesn’t know why you’re with him. he wonders what he has done right because he was a little bit of a bully in high school, he has a bad personality and he’s always being targeted. by the higher-ups and cursed spirits…

he just loves you so much and he never wants you to leave. it would break him completely. he can’t let you leave him.

though, you won’t ever. you’re always cuddled up in his chest and before you sleep, you always trace hearts on him

satoru liked PDA. the amount of PDA he tries to give in public is hilarious. he loves to poke and tease you as well.

satoru is actually a good cook btw! (he’s good at everything he does. an actually fact.) he made a dish for you while sick and you appreciate that even when he’s the strongest, he makes time for you. he makes yuuji and megumi check up on you too.

megumi has grown an attachment to you ever since satoru took him in. megumi literally loves you and tells you everything.

satoru loves to hear you complain about work because he’ll just agree with whatever you say. he just wants to hear you talk about something. he loves you so much and it shows.

satoru buys you gifts all the time!! he loves to buy you your favorite things! he also buys clothes for you! he loves to buy clothes for you!!

he also loves when you wear his. he doesn’t always wear tight fitting clothes because he doesn’t like it (but you’ve definitely convinced him to wear a compression shirt once!! it was Gorgeous.)

after a long day, he loves to shower with you or take a bath. he’s good at massages and loves when you take care of him like washing his hair. he loves whenever you take care of him (you do it every second of the day).

satoru is just super caring and loves his baby so much!! he wants to marry you. he’s so lovesick.

— TOJI

toji isn’t the best man! he’s super broke yall..

he does care for you, but he definitely misses megumi’s mom over anybody. like that’s his one and true love.

he might end up comparing you to her but he loves you too.

toji hugs on you because he’s afraid you might slip away from him.

he’s an ass slapper. he also definitely stares at your boobs.

you’ll get your ass slapped and boobs groped out of no where because of him.

he loves when you make food. it’s always so good

whenever he comes home and you’re not there, he gets super anxious but it turns out you took a quick trip to the store!

he loves to go everywhere you go if you let him.

when he comes home all bloody and needs treatment, you’re always there. he loves that you take care of him.

toji wants to take care of you but he doesn’t know how to show it. he’s afraid.

(SPOILER?) the man can’t even see his son so he abandoned him type of afraid.

toji loves you though, he kisses your cheek and hugs you all the time.

he has a major soft spot for you.

he lowk wants you to have his kids!! (again!!!)

toji can’t take you out on dates because he barely has money. you’re the one who does that.

you do a lot so the least he can do is try to make you feel loved.

you know you’re loved by him though. you see it through him.

you guys love each other and it’s noticeable. the lovesick!toji begins!!!

[shapeshiftinterest]

Yeah... No, We'd Rather Have The Beast: bowser x luigi

you can't tell me you watched the ending of beauty and the beast and were cool with him turning into a human

or: bowser turns into a human, mario and peach have opinions on this

bowuigi halloween event

prompt: transformation

story under the read more

Yeah… No, We'd Rather Have The Beast (also on ao3)

Bowser rubbed at his eyes, the feeling of skin instead of scales a bit jarring. Blunt nails instead of claws, weird sense of balance without his shell or tail, the lack of fangs.

He blinked in surprise. He did it.

He did it!

Kamek's human spell had finally been perfected and it worked!

Surely his crush would say ye-

"Eeehhh... nah."

Wut.

"This is... I mean he's not ugly or anything! But it's almost weirder than when he turned into Bowsetta that one time..."

Worse than Bows- oh come on!

Don't tell him all this work was for nothing!

"I agree with Mario."

Even Peaches thought he looked weird?!?

"What the shell, you jerks!" Bowser yelled, stomping his foot and immediately regretting the pain shooting up his leg. Stupid human body. "I thought you said this would work!"

Peach stifled a laugh behind her hand at the now human Koopa King. His body shape was around the same, but without his usual characteristics it was a lot less intimidating.

Mario shook his head, arms crossed. "This isn't gonna work, you gotta change back into a koopa."

Bowser huffed. "I thought the whole point of turning human was to make your brother less afraid of me before I asked him out."

"It was!" Mario said, uncrossing his arms to pat bowser on the elbow, the highest place he could reach without going on his tip toes. "I just think he'd be more comfortable with your usual form is all."

"Why you-!"

"Mariooo! I'm baaack!" came Luigi's voice from the front door. "They were having a sale on-"

Luigi paused, taking in the sight of his brother, their princess, a magikoopa and a human Bowser mid argument in their kitchen.

The younger plumber blinked, turning to Kamek.

"Change him back."

Mario and Peach burst into giggles as Bowser deflated at Luigi's unimpressed look. The Magikoopa chuckled to himself and undid the transformation, Luigi nodding in satisfaction before ignoring everyone and putting away the groceries.

BONUS:

up to the reader if bowser's just bare ass naked in mario and luigi's kitchen and nobody cares or if the spell gave him clothes honestly i think it'd be funnier if it was the former >;P

[quitealotofsodapop]

Hi! It's me again :3, I don't know (and remember) if anyone has asked this before but I would like to know:

How did OG!MK feel when he found out that SW is his father in another dimension (I feel like Mei would say something like "See? I told you he was your dad" or something)

If it happens before S4, I feel like Mk would be a little jealous of his other self seeing that he doesn't have the problem of not knowing who his biological parents.

(The idea occurred to me when I remembered a tiktok that said MK used any type of editing app to get an idea of ​​what his parents would look like 🥲)

omg if you have that tiktok I'd love a link XD

Think i did do a post like that ages ago, but only with an earlier draft of TMKATI and canon. Now I have like three more verses to torment MK with >:)

When the Canon verse and the other verses collide, the quickest thing the MKs would notice is their appearances.

OG!MK: "Whoa!! These me's are monkey demons!" TMKATI!MK: "And you guys are... human???" SlowBoiled!MK: "Yeah, why wouldn't him- I mean me be?" CenturyEgg!MK: "I don't know about you guys - but my parents are monkey demons. Then again my gūtā [dad's gender neutral older sibling] is human, I think???" JTTWEgg!MK: "My parents are monkey demons! The coolest monkey demons ever I may brag." TMKATI!MK: "Oh no way! My parents are monkey demons too! i have a bunch of adopted siblings though. Does your dad work with Bóbo[dad's older brother] Pigsy too?" CenturyEgg!MK: "No cus Uncle Pigsy and Tang lives in the city. We all live on Flower Fruit Mountain - but we visit as often as possible! Uncle Sandy ferries us across all the time." :3 OG!MK: "Wow!! You two live on the mountain!? What's it like?" JTTWEgg!MK, shrugging: "It's cool." CenturyEgg!MK: "Sometimes feel pressured by my role as Heir to the Stone Throne - but I wouldn't trade it for the world. I really don't like having to visit the Celestial Realm though. The nobles are kinda mean about my dad cus he caused a bunch of havoc a long time ago." The Other MKs: "wut" OG!MK: "Uh... Please explain who your parents are?" CenturyEgg!MK, confused by their confusion: "Sun Wukong the Monkey King, and Liu'er Mihou the Sage of Wind??? I thought you guys were too???" JTTWEgg!MK: "Yeah, mine are too. I thought you guys knew??" SlowBoiled!MK: "No- well kind- it's complicated! Ok!?" TMKATI!MK: "Not me. My parents are normal monkey demons, dude." OG!MK: "Oh my gods the Monkey King *is* our dad in another universe! Mei is never gonna let me forget this!" CenturyEgg!MK: "Well techinically he's my mom too so..." The Other MKs: "lol wat?" JTTWEgg!MK: "lol same."

The different MKs collaborate to tell stories about themselves (and get a solid PSA on Stone Eggs) while their respective Meis are snapping photos with eachother.

The different monkeys watch on nervously. The different monkey kings are sitting politely as their Macaques hiss at eachother from across the room.

OG!SWK: "So uh... did you tell him yet?" Other Monkeys: "Tell him what?" SlowBoiled!SWK: "About him being made by Nuwa, or the fact that we were forced to abandon him?" The CenturyEgg and TMKATI monkeys: "What." TMKATI!SWK, laughing nervously: "What? Oh gods no. I thought you guys meant telling him who we are!" The Other Monkeys: "Wut" CenturyEgg!SWK: "Your MK doesn't know that you guys are... Us?" TMKATI!LEM: "Nah, we've sorta been off-the-grid ever since genius here [thumb-points at his SWK] got me pregnant with our MK." The Stone Egg au SWKs: "Hah!" "Uno reverse card, plums!" Stone Egg LEMs: *all three have varying looks of horror, indignance, and bashfulness* SlowBoiled!LEM: "I said I was sorry!" OG!LEM: "Wait... what do you mean by sorry?" SlowBoiled!LEM, looking uncomfortable: "Cus of our uh... fight under the Mountain, and me not returning to feed him, I sorta caused Wukong's body to create a Stone Egg... and then I sorta died before I found out so..." JTTWEgg!LEM: "Ooof. Glad I learned early then." CenturyEgg!SWK, to his SlowBoiled counterpart: "Oh bummer, you got left with Stone Egg all the way back then? I started up the process willingly after I had to seal away DBK. When was the little guy born?" SlowBoiled!SWK: "Little lady actually. Yuebei was born about six months ago. Our MK was crafted by Nuwa - then again I did raise him the first year until I became too weak to care for him..." *looks sad* TMKATI and CenturyEgg monkeys: "Oh no..." :( "Stone eggs are super dangerous to the people around them. I don't blame you." JTTWEgg!SWK: "Odd. I got an Egg from the mountain too - but mine was born shortly after I completed the Journey. And mine was our MK. Did losing Mihou make the process longer??" OG Monkeys: "What?" "How many of you have MK as your kid!?" (*Cue them having to make a Venn Diagram of Whos' MK is What to Whom*) OG!SWK: "Ok so! Mine and the guy with the super-adorbs baby got our MKs dumped on us." SlowBoiled Monkeys: *proudly showing photos of their Yuebei* OG!LEM: "The me in sweatpants had him cus of a comet /slash/ stone egg soul mishap." TMKATI!LEM: "Oh, my Wukong was still responsible there. He sealed the Harbringer's soul inside me after using a sealing spell. TMKATI!SWK: "I panicked, ok!" OG!SWK, pointing at the remaining universes: "Annnd you two literally birthed him yourselves." CenturyEgg and JttwEgg SWKs: "Yup." "Stone shell and all." OG!SWK: "...is there anything else I'm missing?" The other universes: (*scratching their chins in thought*) SlowBoiled!LEM, slyly: "So are you guys back together yet, or what?" OG Monkeys: "What!?" "As if!"

Laughter just erupts around the room as the canon shadowpeach pairing realises that they're the odd ones out as *not* being together.

Complete and utter chaos reigns when the parent and MK groups reunite, and they recognise some sort of connection...

[y2ashlee]

Belphie x Female! Reader

A/n: Sorry not sorry

Note: Lucifer spiked his fake hidden demonus with Gold hellfire newt syrup that he knew Satan and/or Belphie would try to steal. Or Mammon of course.

Belphie groaned cursing to himself for assuming that Lucifer’s hidden stash of demonus was fine to drink. “Curse him for spiking it with hellfire newt syrup!” He says feeling the overwhelming feelings and urges. He growled feeling his bludge growing by the minute. “aggggh…” he sighed to himself and picked up his DDD and called her. After about five rings she picked up. “…hello?” She asked into her DDD her voice groggy. “_____, I-I need you, please come to the attic, please.” He says sweat dripping down his face his girth growing at the sound of her voice. “….why what’s wrong?” She asks her voice still groggy as she sits up and rubs her eyes. “Stupid, Lucifer spiked his demonus with Hellfire newt syrup, fucking bastard.” She blinks not remembering what that does. “Wut?” She asked getting up slowly nearly falling off her bed. “It makes us demons HORNY!” She jumps at his loud voice in her ear. “I-oh…ok, give me a minute and I’ll be there.” She says and hangs up. She sighed feeling used but still wants to help her boyfriend out hoping that he might actually satisfy her this time as she needs it just as much as he does. She grabs a few things before leaving some for the activity and something for later just incase he doesn’t finish her off again. She walks up the cold stairs to the attic the closer she got the more she could her his groans and moans. “Don’t start without me.” She says sarcastically in a mumble. The moment she stepped into the attic he sat up quickly his eyes looked over her hungrily as he got up and power walked over to her grabbing her and pulling her close to him his lips forcefully pressed again her own like one of those passionate romantic movies. She fluttered her eyes closed and parted her lips as he slid is tongue in exposing her mouth as he had multiple times before. She drops what was in her hand and moves both of them towards his hair rustling them in as they explore each other’s mouths. He pulls away and they both take a breath before going back to their mouth battle.

Belphie places his hands on her shoulders and moves them towards her pyjamas takings them off her pulling away briefly to complete his task. “______~” he moans motioning for her to undress him as well which she does. He pulls away once more and pulls her over to the bed pushing her down a little rough but she didn’t mind as he pulled away looking for something. “I-in the bag.” She says pointing to it and taking some deep breaths. He nods and walks over to the bag to grab the protection noticing her toy but doesn’t say anything as he opens the package and places the condom upon his length the cool liquid making his erection twitch. He bites his lip. She looks up at him and he leaps back to her wanting her warmth. She gasps as he places his girth against her outer lower lips and rubs against them gently biting his lower lip as he continued moving against them. She moaned softly at the feeling of the length of his girth rub against her outer walls the tip rubbing against her clit every movement making her insides wet. He groans and stops before placing his girth at her entrance and thrusting in without warning. “AH!” She said not expecting it. “Sorry, couldn’t wait any longer.” He says softly as he starts thrusting his hips back and forth forcefully shoving himself back into her each time. He grasped her hips not letting her move as she continued his brutal assault to get out his horniness and anger. She could barely let out a moan at his pace her moans becoming gasps her back arches feeling great.

“_-____!” Belphie says feeling himself come closer to release but holding himself back as he wanted her to get her release. He places her leg over his shoulder allowing him better access as he continues thrusting in hearing her gasps and feeling her walls tighten around her as her body shivered and twitched with delight at the feeling of her orgasm. He smiles softly as he heard her satisfied moans and groans of her pleasure as he finally let himself finish slowing his pace and letting himself release and stops. He collapses on the bed next to her catching his breath. She finally comes down from her high and smiles softly. “I might have to use that syrup on you myself sometime.” She says catching her breath. “…please…please don’t.” He says and she chuckles and pulls the blanket over the two of them. “G’night.” She says softly and rolls over. “Thank you.” He said softly before dozing off.

Lucifer chuckles to himself after noticing that one of his spiked demonus is missing. “Wonder who took it.” He said knowing that their were only 3 suspects.

~~~

Hope you enjoyed. I think that was the shortest one I’ve written so far.

[iamnmbr3]

Kreacher / Regulus 😈

oh god i hate this. i mean. i could definitely see it hypothetically happening because Regulus owns Kreacher so it's not like he could really say no. Plus he might be brainwashed enough that he might even perceive it as consent (which it would not be due to him being enslaved). and I could even see Regulus forming some sort of twisted attachment. Which would really mess with his view of himself as a superior pureblood. I mean. I don't read their relationship in that way at all but I could see how it could make sense. and you could even do something dark and interesting with it. but do I want to think about it? dear god NO. so i'll go with category 2: makes sense, doesn't compel me.

(As an aside. I still cannot get over how JKR framed the house elves. I mean, when Hermione was all "don't you see how sick it is the way they've got to obey?!' in book 7 I thought that was finally going to be the aha moment where ron and harry realized how messed up the house elves' situation is. but nope. it's just a thing that hermione says. and the end message really is that we're supposed to just go 'lol hermione's so quirky for thinking slavery is bad' which is just BIZARRE.

and I mean it's not terrible world building to portray a society that has slaves as having a lot of pro slavery attitudes. it's not even terrible world building for harry to start out questioning slavery but then be convinced by those around him that it's ok. because that shows how institutionalized systems of oppression can self perpetuate and spread. the problem is, jkr wasn't trying to show any of that. she frames the story as very much a simple good vs evil (with some grey areas) tale of good guys vs bad guys. so in that context having the good guys be a-ok with slavery is just shocking.

And it's especially weird bc it's partly a retcon. in book 2 dobby is kept as a slave by bad guy characters and harry, the good guy, is horrified when he finds out and is like 'omg that's super messed up' and frees him in the end. yay. it all tracks. but then jkr for some reason decided to back pedal and in book 4 we have hagrid as the voice of reason telling harry - and by extension the readers, that actually slavery is fine for the house elves and dobby is just weird for wanting to be free.

which. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JKR?! slavery is an abomination. it is evil in any form. even the most "well treated" slave is being oppressed. there is no humane way to enslave a sapient being. owning a person is just wrong. but also. the house elves are magical slaves who are MAGICALLY FORCED TO TORTURE THEMSELVES IF THEY DISOBEY. even if their owners don't catch them. (and of course their owners can also force them to do extra punishments). remember the time that dobby had to iron his own hands?! and then JKR tells us via hagrid that actually he's just super weird for wanting to be free and we shouldn't care about it. WUT?!

again. it's unintentionally good world building because slave holders irl often did justify their actions by saying they were "helping" their slaves. but why on earth JKR decided to present that attitudes as being right is beyond me. especially when in book 4 and 5 she set up the oppression of sapient magical beings as a huge problem to be dealt with...and then she was just like. nah jk actually it's all cool.

i don't get it)

send me a ship and I'll tell you which of these categories it falls into

[preservationofnormalcy]

Hiya MISSI!

Happy birthday! My birthday is in a few days, do you think you could give me an early birthday gift while you're out and about? Maybe some cool fun stuff you've found in the office files?

Thanks in advance, and keep having fun while you still can!

oh cool stuff? u want cool stuff the office has?

oh cool lemme see. what do they have

oh weird wuts this. project dammerung. huh so weird let m

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ALICE? y are you

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[tbnrpotato]

Our Own Choices

Chapter 15

Warnings: Violence, swearing, possibly blood

When we all return to the Marauder, Tech takes a look at the lightsaber wound on my arm, applying some cooling burn cream and injecting some sort of medicine into the wound, before bandaging it up.

"Thanks," I sigh as the cream numbs the burning feeling.

"You do not need to thank me. It is standard protocol that wounds are tended to after a mission," Tech replies without even looking at me, typing away at his datapad, before heading to the pilot's seat.

I sit at the back seat with Echo, Tech and Wrecker had them installed when we went for a quick supply run shortly after I joined them. 

Gonky waddles over to me from the back, making some "gonk" sounds, which I understand as "Is your arm okay?" I smile and pat Gonky on the head. "I'm fine."

He seems to enjoy the gesture as he nudges me a little with his metal body. I take off my helmet and pat Gonky on the head again, breathing in the scent of the ship as I lean back in my chair. I can never get sick of the smell. The familiarity of Echo's scent, that minty one from Crosshair, the dirt from Hunter because he always sniffs it like it's cocaine, gunpowder for Wrecker, and Tech smells like the 501st barracks if the air was sour. Hunter says I smell like chlorine. I love the smell, it feels so welcoming, almost like the 501st, but in a different way.

I put my helmet back on as I remember that I'm supposed to act like a "good soldier" who "follows orders" to gain Crosshair's trust and maybe help him remove his chip like how Fives did.

I sigh as we take off for Kamino. If order 66 was issued, most Jedi would be dead by now.

Even General Skywalker.

At least Commander Tano left the order, so she should be safe.

How's Rex? Will he be back on Kamino? Is he okay? Should I comm him?

Echo puts a hand on my shoulder, noticing my worry. As much as I try to hide it, he's known me long enough to notice the little habits I do when I'm worried.

"Ad'ika, everything's going to okay," he says, looking at me with a slight smile.

"I'm just worried about Rex. Maybe I should comm him-"

"You can do it when we get back to Kamino."

I sigh at the mention of our home planet. I never wanted to go back there. Never wanted to go back to the white, sterile prison I escaped from just before the war started. But hey, it's not like I have much of a choice.

I keep my helmet on throughout the journey. It's more comfortable, really. No one gets to see my face in case I commit a war crime or something. Crosshair and Hunter fall asleep on their seats while I turn on the music from my datapad and connect it to the earpiece in my helmet, listening to Avicii music.

After a few hours of finding a bunch of music to listen to, I hear Tech say, "We are coming up on Kamino." 

I switch off the music, still keeping my helmet on.

"It's good to be home. How long has it been?" Wrecker asks.

Not good to be home. And 180 rotations based on their schedule. 

"180 rotations in a standard cycle, but galactic zone changes but the adjusted figure at around 205."

Oh. Damn.

"Wut?" Wrecker asks.

Are you that stupid?

Echo sighs. "A long time." He sounds so fed up, rolling his eyes when Wrecker agrees.

I sit behind Hunter and Crosshair, listening in on every conversation. I notice Crosshair turning to look at Hunter, who responds, eyes closed, with a "What?"

"You sure that Padawan died when he fell?"

"Sure I'm sure. Why?" Hunter opens his eyes as he talks.

"Well, usually when someone falls you look down, not across."

"Well some of us don't like to watch," Hunter replies as he stands up and walks to where Echo, Tech and Wrecker are. Crosshair and I remain at the back, I silently observe as he crosses his arms. 

I hear thunder crashing from outside the ship, and it shakes me to my core. Only Kamino thunder sounds like that. I remember hiding in my bunk every night, trying to drown out the sounds of waves crashing against the supports. My squadmates laughing at me for being a coward, saying it was because I was defective.

One of the days the storms were much worse than usual. The thunder too loud for my liking, I could almost feel the waves reaching to the platform. I was sneaking out of my barracks, when I saw 99 carrying blasters to the weapon storage area.

"Hey Aris," he called out when he noticed me. "What're you doing still up?"

"I couldn't sleep," I admitted. "Thunder was too loud."

99 puts the blasters he was carrying to the side and puts his arm around my shoulder, guiding me into the barracks where the rest of my sleeping squadmates are.

"Cmon kid, let's get you to bed."

I climb into my bunk as another crash of thunder startles me, and I curl up into a ball in my bunk.

"Everything's going to be okay kid. Just relax and think of something else," 99 says as he puts the blanket over me, tucking me into bed. I smile up at him. "Thanks 99."

He gives me a short nod, his half-smile making the wrinkles on his face even more pronounced as he walks out.

That night I had the best sleep of my life.

And now 99's dead. And I'm all grown up. I sigh as I push the urge to cry down and focus on the present.

"Unidentified transport, transmit your clearance code," A voice from the front of the ship says.

"Clearance code? Don't they know who we are?" Echo asks.

"Must be a protocol drill," Tech replies. "Transmitting clearance code."

"Authorization confirmed. Proceed to landing bay one-tac-one."

Tech pilots the ship into the landing bay. The door of the ship opens and Hunter and Tech walk out first, with me following behind them. If I'm in the middle, hopefully no one will notice the new addition to the squad. Echo, Wrecker and Crosshair walk out behind me, all of their helmets off except me and Crosshair's.

Clones patrol the landing bay, and I spot the familiar crimson armor of the Coruscant Guard troopers. I scoff at the sight.

Fucking Coruscant Guard. Murdered a good soldier who just tried to do his duty. I would kill them any day.

"Shock troopers? What's the Coruscant Guard doing here?" Hunter's voice interrupts my silent trash talking of the Coruscant Guard. 

Oh. Right. Forgot they were supposed to be on Coruscant.

"Level five lockdown remains in effect. Security teams, report to the command center." A voice on the speakers says.

Lockdown? For what? Kamino doesn't look like it's in any danger.

"This isn't a drill," Tech observes.

How perceptive.

"Aw man. What did we miss now?" Wrecker sounds disappointed.

"The end of the war," a random shock trooper answers. 

"Say that again, trooper?" Hunter asks.

"General Grievous was defeated on Utapau. The separatist leadership has collapsed. The war is over."

"Just like I said," Tech says. 

Of course. He's usually right.

Wrecker gasps dramatically. "It is just like you said."

I roll my eyes at Wrecker's comment as I watch troopers carry a body laid out on a stretcher covered by a piece of cloth.

A body? On Kamino? No battles happened recently...

A lightsaber falls out from under the cloth and onto the floor.

A Jedi.

So I was right. Most of the Jedi are dead.

The shock trooper picks the lightsaber up from the floor as the rest of the batch look at each other with a look that says, "something's not right".

"Is there a problem?" The shock trooper asks.

"No...problem. We'll just head to our barracks then," Hunter says, looking back at the rest of us for a moment before walking off, with the rest of us following.

"Best hurry. There's a mandatory general assembly at 1500," the shock trooper says.

We walk through the sterile, almost blinding white hallways of Kamino. I instinctively stay close to Echo, not to the point of looking like a clingy child, but still within half a meter radius of him.

Echo looks back at me. "You okay?"

I take a deep breath to calm my nerves. "Yeah. I just...never thought I'd find myself back here. Again." It's my way of saying, "I don't want to be back here. I'm so scared." 

Echo gives me a short nod, which is his way of saying, "Everything's going to be okay" in public. We pass rows of troopers marching towards somewhere, in an almost robotic way.

"It's not just the clones on Kaller," Hunter says. "All the regs are acting strange." Tech looks around. "Let's test that theory." He proceeds to walk up to a random clone and asks, "Excuse me, trooper. What division are you from?"

Obviously annoyed, the clone elbows him in the side with his blaster. "Step aside."

"Oh, well they seem the same to me."

"I'm not surprised. I'd be annoyed too," I speak up, trying to lighten the mood. No one replies.

We reach their barracks and the moment the door opens, I'm greeted with the scent of oil, rotting food, and sweat. I scrunch up my nose under my helmet.

Tech walks in first, then Wrecker, who exclaims how it's good to be back while setting his helmet on a crate.

"The smell's getting worse," Echo comments.

"You're still new. You'll get used to it," Hunter reassures him, patting him on the shoulder. Crosshair pushes past the both of them. "Speak for yourself."

I hesitantly walk into the barracks, the smell gets stronger when I enter. I look around, observing my surroundings. It's quite messy, Tech has a bunch of random parts scattered on the table, Echo has a hammock at the side, and Crosshair's bunk has crates in front of it to block people from entering it.

This is the first time I'm entering their barracks. The last time they went back to Kamino I refused to go, and they went to pick me up in a few days. Those few days were the best of my life.

Crosshair goes to sit on the crates blocking his bunk while the rest of them go to sit at the table in the middle of the room. Wrecker marks the board for the number of missions we completed.

Still keeping my helmet on by instinct, I walk over to Crosshair, who's currently chewing on a toothpick, helmet off.

"Um. Can I have one?" I awkwardly gesture to the toothpick in his mouth.

"No," he replies. "Go away."

"Look we need to get you to the medbay right now or as soon as possible."

"Why?"

"Because there's an inhibitor chip in your head which basically makes you follow orders blindly and it's working for all the other clones except us but it's working for you and-"

"I'm fine."

"No you're not you carried out Order 66 and-"

"Shut up," he says in a dangerously low tone. My temper starts to flare up.

"Make me."

Crosshair stands up from the crates and cracks his knuckles, ready to draw his knife if things escalate. I draw my knife and get into a fighting stance.

"Woah woah woah. Easy," Hunter says as he pushes us apart. I glare at Crosshair, and he glares back. Not breaking eye contact, I sheathe my knife and shove Crosshair over just for good measure before heading over to sit next to Echo. 

"11 more successful missions," Wrecker says with a grin. "Like there was any doubt." He goes to sit on his bunk, picking up his tooka doll.

"Kaller wasn't a win," Echo says. 

"Says who? We completed our objective."

"Not every objective," Crosshair speaks up, picking up his rifle and examining it. I draw my sword from my back and start sharpening it absentmindedly, just needing something to do with my hands. 

"Hunter let that Jedi kid escape. Or do you want to keep lying to us?"

Hunter stands up and looks out the window. "I don't like to think of executing our commanders as a mission objective."

Crosshair stands up from his position on the crates. 

"An order is an order."

"Since when?"

They glare at each other for a moment before Echo breaks the tension. "None of this makes sense. Those clones served alongside General Bilaba for years. How could they turn on her like that?!"

"Because of the regs' programming," Tech speaks up.

"What programming?" Hunter breaks his death stare at Crosshair to ask.

"It's been well documented that the Kaminoans inhibited the cognitive functions of clones-"

"To engineer them to follow orders without question," I finish. Tech glares at me like I just committed a horrible war crime.

"Ha! We sure don't!" Wrecker shouts, assaulting Crosshair with his tooka doll.

"Obviously we are different. They manipulated pre-existing aberrations in our DNA resulting in your brute strength, Crosshair's sharpshooting skills..." Lucky son of a bitch. "...Hunter's enhanced senses and my exceptional mind. My guess is we are immune to the effects of the programming. Though I can't be 100% certain of it.

"Well Crosshair isn't and he's in fucking denial," I say with a sarcastic smile underneath my helmet. Crosshair is walking over to probably punch me in the face when Echo gives him a glare which makes him back off. He knows how protective my ori'vod can be. 

"What about Echo? He was a reg before he joined us. And Aris," Hunter asks.

"Well see guys Echo was probably damaged on Skako Minor because look at him right now no offence ori'vod, and since I'm an actual defect they probably didn't even bother I mean they were gonna terminate me anyways," I laugh under my helmet. Echo pats my shoulder. "Good thing they didn't then."

"All personnel report to the staging area for a briefing on the state of the Republic," a voice says over the speakers.

"This is one meeting I don't want to miss," Hunter says, walking to the door.

"First time for everything," Tech comments as we all head to the staging area. Troopers stand in neat rows, helmets on as they stare up at the holotransmission of a hooded figure, they look almost robotic. The thought of their individuality...Fives and Echo's chaotic nature, Hardcase's constant urge to shoot something, Uncle Wolffe's sarcasm, Rex's parental instincts, all gone...it gives me chills. I'm hardly paying attention until I hear the word "Jedi".

"...And the Jedi rebellion has been foiled. The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated!" The hooded figure says. "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed."

"You can say that again," Wrecker says. I almost burst out laughing.  

"But I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger! In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE! For a safe and secure society."

Galactic Empire????? Man the Republic sounded so much better though-

Everyone starts cheering, except me and the batch. What's so exciting about Jedi getting killed? Right. Must be the inhibitor chip.

I look around to try and find any 501st members. None here. I'll comm Rex later. Right now, I need to focus on getting Crosshair's chip out.

I sigh as I glance at Echo, who looks equally confused as me.

"Ori'vod?" I turn to Echo.

"Yeah?"

"I need to talk to you in the barracks later. It's about Fives."

He lets out a sigh. "Okay vod'ika." 

a/n: IM BACK IN THE HOUSE BOISSSSSSS

[chipthekeeper]

acolyte episode 7 commentary wheeeeee

- Aw shit here we go again. Another Acolyte night. Hopefully we're going back to Brendok, get some answers. Hopefully I don't have to watch anyone I like die. Although that's, you know, probably gonna happen. At least I probably won't see any naked fucking men……That's a plus

- I miss Andor. I miss Bee being in the helmet..droid..thingy

- I still think it looks like Aldhani

- What are we doing, Jedi? Surveying for a temple? That's just a metal detector [chuckles]

- “I want to go home to Coruscant” okay Reath

- “blah blah blah hyperspace disaster” [biggest gasp yet for the whole show] FINALLY!! FINALLY!! Oh my god. That was the most exciting thing that's happened!!!

- “A vergence could create life like what we see on this planet” I-I just…I'm nerding out so hard right now. And I think I have to rewind because I was too busy freaking out and not paying attention but…oh my god. This is so cool!!!

- I'm going to have to watch this twice ‘cause I'm already thinking too much and not watching, not listening

- Has the logo changed or am I crazy?

- Sol you bastard. Why are you doing this? This is crazy…..Wow, so he's sneaking around the whole fucking time. Bastard. God

- Did he kill Koril? That's gonna piss me off…….Is he going to kill all of them? That's gonna piss me off

- They’re in danger from you, you creep!

- Y'all…..can't you just politely knock on the door?

- I don't like this, bro…..Sol just goes in, just making shit up

- (Aniseya goes into Torbin’s mind) Hm…..[chuckling] This is cool. Ohhhh this is cool. Yoooooo oh my god……Is this what Qimir was doing?

- “I feel she’s meant to be my padawan” That's fucked, dude

- (Sol gets a culture lesson) Fucking thank you Indara

- “Do not confuse what you want with what Osha wants” Well it is what they both want, I guess. But it's WEIRD for him to want that

- It looks like Aldhani I'm fucking dying

- When do we fight? I want to see the fiiiiight

- “Everyone must walk through fear. Everyone must be sacrificed to fulfill their destiny” Wut….WHAT….Yo, what? Like what’s... huh….What?

- [groaning] I've got a bad feeliiinnngggg…..

- Do we have to keep saying m-count?

- “The twins were artificially created” no SHIT

- If Osha leaves does that mean all of them…die and the planet dies?....If the f- I'm so confused. There's some crazy shit happening

- “Right now, I choose mother” Is she the only character in this whole show that I respect?

 - (Sol listening to the twins’ conversation through the force somehow?) Dude, what the fuck?!

- “You can not let her in your head again” pfft. I don’t think he had much of a choice

- So she's not entirely a little psycho but she was pushed to it. Didn't seem like it took much of a nudge though

- “Someday those noble intentions you have will destroy every Jedi in the galaxy” oop. Almost!

- (Aniseya turns into black vapor?) WHAT the HELLLL?? What the-what what what what what what what in fuck….(Sol stabs her) Woah noooo….. you fucking bastard…..Fuck you Sol…

- Oh work it Torbin! Yellow lightsaber!.....Koril kick his bitch ass….

- So we're getting all this and we still don't know….how they were created? still not getting the fight with Kelnacca?

- (koril also turns to vapor) Yeeheehee!! Can they all do that?!.....oh we’re doing that fight now? OH HOHOHO let’s go……are they…are they all playing? What the fuck is happening

- (Indara does…whatever that was) wwwwwwhat the fuck…..what did she just do…..what did-what kind of power was that and where's Koril did that kill her???

- (Sol lets go of Mae to save Osha) You never wanted that one, did you….Wow you bastard….I never was part of the Sol Patrol, I want that on record. Lee Jung-jae fan, but I was not a fan of him

- “What will we tell the council?” Not the truth! “We will tell the council the truth” uh, no…

- Okay, part of the truth……certainly playing in the gray areas, aren’t we?

- (episode just ends) Oh wow it's already done? Jesus that was…that was very sudden. And only one more to go…..I'm not gonna lie I'm very unsatisfied with that……I mean I liked what we got but there should have been a lot more. There should have been a whole lot more to this whole season. If this show had had Andor time…It could be fucking amazing. But as it is…just unsatisfying, that's what I'm that's what I'm gonna go with [gasps] Joonas!

y'all there are so many mysteries left, i'm.....so worried for the finale

[ktkat99]

So we all know (and love) the fics where Nightwing or Red Hood have to take over for Batman to hide the fact that he's injured or something, but now I keep thinking of the Justice League members fighting for their turn in the suit.

Like, just imagine

Burglar, sneaking out of a building, only to freeze when he sees a dark, familiar shape standing at the end of the alley- Oh, shit! Batman!

Batman, unmoving-...

Burglar-... you, ah, you okay there, buddy?

Batman, still creepily still-...

Burglar- Is this a new fear tactic? Because it's working.

Batman, electricity arcing between his bat ears-...

Burglar-... wut the fuck??!?

Suddenly in a rush of wind the burglar is pinned to the ground, tied up, and 'Batman' is pulling down his cowl to reveal the red Flash suit.

Flash- Tell me the truth. Did you really think I was Batman? Was I scary? That felt so cool!

[starrz-n-waffl3-fries]

Crazy how this universe came to be-actually- how the fuck did we get here-😭

Me in 2022: “I’m gonna make an abuser character for the cuts and bruises universe to cope with the fact that I’m disabled now and very mentally ill!”

Me in 2023: “Ian? HAH- oh he’s GONE- he is NOT canon anymore- I promise you- holy shit that fucking snake- I don’t know what I’m gonna do with lemon though given she was one of his main victims, uhhhmmm- I guess she can still be canon- 😭”

Me, meeting Joey: “oh- yea- this is an old character of mine, he’s a snake :3”

Joey: “give him arms Mayhaps? :3”

Me: “… wut-😭”

Joey: “arms! :3c”

Me: “what a horrible idea given his track record actually- but all right😭🙏”

Joey, two days later probably: “we should make the character that helped him get arms-he should be like this cool mad scientist or whatever- :3”

Me: “okay! What species should he be? :3”

Joey: “F o x”

Me: “noted-😭‼️”

Joey, sometime after that: “let’s give Hiro trauma and let’s make a character that famously fucks up everything in the laboratory But is still good friends with Hiro and Ian :3”

Me: “can this character Mayhaps be a bobcat? I love bobcats :3”

Joey: “okay!!!!”

Joey, introducing me and the universe to David: “hey! So! We have these three characters named Hiro Ian and Zero! along with two background characters named Cosmo and Canary- or Finch? We don’t know yet! :D You should add a character now :3!!!”

David: “bet! Purple cat murderer( ^ω^ )”

Me: “YES”

Joey: “oh- uh😭🙏”

-and then summer happened-

Literally both of them when we came back: “I HAVE THOUGHT SO MUCH ABOUT THE LORE OVER THE SUMMER CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT IT”

Me: “… I don’t- think this is an AU to the Cuts and Bruises universe anymore- holy shit😭🙏‼️”

And then the rest is history because I don’t even remember what happened after that- all I remember is that I started hating Joey a tiny bit before the time Hiro x Kyete Manifested but wasn’t canon yet😭✨

And then started really hating him when I realized how kind of mean he was-😭✨

[harrowharr0w]

this for the

uh the thing

impression: oh wow they're following me yay WAIT WTF THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME?????? WUT

your nickname in my head: harrow

you're my: mutual that i don't talk to much but i like seeing ur posts :3

would i kiss/slap/hug you: hugs :D

should you post this too: if u want 2 go 4 it

HIII

first impression: THARS ONE OF THE PEOPLE THE PJSK PEOPLE WOAHH IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE

your nickname in my head: the boiled one/j basil

you're my: mutual that always likes my posts so therefore very cool

would i kiss/slap/hug you: hug for u <3

should you post this too: if you would like :333

[thessalian]

Molly!Rook vs Relatives

The Cantori Diamond

Emmrich: I'm not sure why I was recruited for this particular mission--

Molly!Rook: You're fancy. What little information I have about this one says that fancy will blend. ...When we're not on rooftops, anyway.

Lucanis: No one's here. Did he call everyone?

Molly!Rook: Everything I've put together about this makes me think that he's trying to hand over the Crows to the Venatori, so I figure ... yeah.

Lucanis: ...wut.

Molly!Rook: I know, right? I mean, surely the whole bunch of them know that the Venatori and the Antaam are all working for the gods!

Lucanis: ...well.

Molly!Rook: .........Oh, for-- Operational security is one thing, but come on! I mean, Viago and Teia at least will speak up when he says a thing--

Lucanis: Well...

Molly!Rook: Except that some of you are hard-wired to follow the First Talon's orders no matter what and those of you who know and more to the point believe us about the mess we've been fighting the last week or so will be fighting against those who are all "First Talon Says; I Do" and either way, ripe pickings for the Venatori. ...Are you sure we had time for dinner?

Lucanis: Yes. I know shortcuts.

Emmrich: The ... 'rooftops' you mentioned?

Molly!Rook: Hey, at least when we're not fighting Venatori, the view of the city is amazing. Let's go!

Emmrich: ...At least they've had a decent meal since the gallant rescue of the Dalish from blood sacrifice...

Somewhat later, in Villa Dellamorte

Emmrich: ...Lucanis ... I know we're doing quite the in-depth search to locate your grandmother, but ... you do realise that Rook is doing their usual ... picking up of unconsidered trifles ... in your family home.

Lucanis: *shrug* We can afford it. Caterina probably won't miss it. If she does, we blame it on the Venatori. And with luck and skill and determination, one day it will be their home too--

Stealthy Venatori Freak: *appears out of nowhere and attempts to stab Molly!Rook in the face*

Molly!Rook: *sets the Venatori on fire*

Lucanis: Besides, I consider it fair pay for the extermination services they are providing.

Emmrich: *chuckle* Fair enough.

And finally, at the opera house

Illario: We will push back the Antaam with our Venatori allies--

Lucanis: I don't think so.

Illario: Are we listening to demons now?

Molly!Rook: Yes! And we're also listening to the people who've been talking about Venatori spies working for and with the Antaam, who are both working for the folks who sent a dragon to attack your city.

Illario: ...Fuck a bunch of this. *uses blood magic*

Lucanis / Spite: Guess who explained to us what "Spite" can actually mean, cousin?

Illario: ...I was going to say that it was nothing personal, Rook, but ... now-- *more or less teleports to smack Rook halfway across the room with those stupid Venatori scythes* You probably deserve this for your awful taste in men.

Lucanis / Spite: *really unimpressed snarl* On three?

Molly!Rook: *nasty little grin* Yep!

Sundered!Detonation: *happens*

Illario: *badly hurt* ...the fuck?!?

Emmrich: As I heard Rook put it once ... would you like to consider which of those words you should not have said?

Stabnation: *ensues*

Much later, in Arlathan

Davrin: So you let Illario live?

Molly!Rook: Lucanis did. I think Viago's a bit pissed about it, but even if I wasn't really okay with Lucanis being an incredible softie sometimes, I'd still be cool on the logic of that.

Davrin: ...Really.

Molly!Rook: He knows a lot about the Venatori. And sure, Crows are taught to withstand interrogation, but when it's the tutors doing the interrogating, all bets are probably off-- *flinches* Okay, that feels weird and a little painful what the fuck, Bellara?

Bellara: Um ... that's ... us ... being ripped apart. Very, very slowly.

Davrin: ...You made me bring Assan into this?!?

Assan: *fluffs feathers; indignant squawk*

Bellara: I didn't know this is what it would be like! Most of what I have on this is theoretical and the Nadas Dirthalen is a ... a...

Molly!Rook: An asshole. Stop ritual now, recriminations later.

Awhile later, after fun with crystals

Anaris: Well, well. Your sister came after all.

Cyrian: ...Shit. Look, just ... trust me. This is for the best.

Bellara: Cyrian, you--

Molly!Rook: *very quietly* Wait for iiiiiiiiit...

Bellara: ...wut...

Anaris: ...WUT.

Cyrian: *fucks up the ritual on purpose*

Bellara: ...Rook, how did--?

Molly!Rook: His eyes weren't red.

Anaris: *gets embodied anyway, flings Cyrian at a wall*

Molly!Rook: ...Really miss the days before people were fucking with the Veil, when spirits helped heal and we could practically raise the dead...

Bellara: Revenge, though. Right?

Molly!Rook: Want a speech first?

Bellara: ...If Cyrian's even a little still conscious, he might appreciate it.

Anaris: ...What are you--?

Molly!Rook: Dude. Listen. We've rescued Dalish prisoners from under the noses of gods. We've made those gods bleed. And we're going to kill them both. And you? You're just an amuse-bouche, you megalomaniacal fuckmuppet!

Davrin: ...That was a good one.

Bellara: Fuck ... muppet?

Davrin: Don't know; don't care. Sounded good. And I know what they're going to do next, so-- Assan!

Bellara: Nowait!

Anaris: *puts up forcefield*

Molly!Rook: Wow, you cowardly dipshit. *takes down his shield*

After awhile of 'shield goes UP / shield goes DOWN' and some epic stabnation...

Molly!Rook: I reiterate. Cowardly. Dipshit.

Anaris: I spent so much time conning that stupid little insect into embodying me so I could run from a terror in the Fade; that's a given.

Molly!Rook: Wow, everyone's on the "shit you shouldn't have said" train this week.

Bellara: *puts an arrow into Anaris' somewhat disintegrating head*

Davrin: Surprised you left it at that, Rook.

Molly!Rook: I was workshopping something about wasps and stings, but didn't feel like the time. Can you guys keep watch on the perimeter? I figure Bellara needs a shoulder right now.

Davrin: ...Give me a signal when she needs to hug a juvenile griffon, okay?

Molly!Rook: You're starting to get me.

[olliegolliegee]

0: Height

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

oh god that's a lot

i'm 5'4

they either get my age right, think i'm 12, or think i'm 16. it's kinda funny someone will be like I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN COLLEGE??!! and someone else is like wut you're not like 11

no tattoos yet

yes

uhm ear piercings. the normal two lobe ones. freaks me out sometimes but people who notice just. think i'm a real cool dude? and continue to not get me trying to join the period conversation despite being trans themselves (it's so funny when this happens)

nope

dont really know right now

single

PRINCESS BRIDE

idk man i love you all

i actually don't know

fun fact! i don't know what i'm saying either

i just wanna fucking collapse in the corner into someone's arms. cuddle me. i don't hate anything about myself but i'm still in pain

that i get along with pretty much everyone :)

alive lol (probably something to do with zoology or medicine)

i dont got any

one is pretty great for the most part and the other is we dont talk about her

lil picnic in a field. chow down on some fruits and lay down in the grass and flowers and talk and cuddle under the open sky

"sorry sorry sorry sorry not up for fencing will do saturday"

specific words don't really matter to me, it's all about the tone

hot, pretty, funny, kind, goof (idk spitballing)

bro girls are all objectively hot

IDK MAN IM JUST GAY OKAY

in the woods. probably in switzerland because i am slightly a simp for their government because the two things i know about swiss government is that it's a direct democracy and also they were the first ones to do harm reduction for drug addicts

being trans

it changed CONSTANTLY

[quitealotofsodapop]

Adding onto Zhu Ganglie “marrying” pregnant Tang when they meet in the Mother Child River au, what if MK and Mei actually catch up with Tang and he convinces Ganglie that they are his disciples/adopted kids and convinces him to take them in as well?

Referencing.

omg yes

the kids get to Tang but Pigsy hasn't gotten his memories back yet, leading to an interesting encounter.

Pigsy as Zhu Ganglie: *about to put the hurt on some tresspassin' punks!* MK and Mei: *screaming!* Tang: "My love! No! Thats our son and his friend!" Zhu Ganglie: *pauses mid-strike of his rake* "Huh?" Tang: *runs up to MK and Mei* "This is my son Xiaotian, and my diciple Xiaojiao! Your proposal was so sudden, I hadn't time to tell you about them!" Zhu Ganglie: *glaring as the cogs turn in his head* Tang, MK, & Mei: *all sweating nervously* Zhu Ganglie, brightly smiling: "Well ain't that a pleasant surprise! Looks like I got me some stepkids too!" *puts away rake* "'Least I won't be lonely in the field or the kitchen! C'mon inside! I'll make us some slop!" MK & Mei: "Wut." Tang, whispering: "We're at the point where Zhu Bajie hadn't met the Pilgrims yet, but about the time he married Gao Culian. Just play it cool."

And cue some uber-awkward dinner talk as the gang tries to present information that could jog Pigsy's memories (MK as a bab, the resturant, by buddha even ping-pong), and it comes to a head because of Ganglie's terrible cooking.

Tang: *takes one sip of Ganglie's mystery stew* Tang: *turns green and retches* Tang: "NOPE! If I'm gonna be stuck with the previous incarnation of my husband - then he's gotta learn one decent recipe!" Zhu Ganglie: "Pardon??" *cue the noodle-making / "I've dedicated my life to this man" scene from canon* Pigsy, back to normal: "Oh Tang! Kids! I can't believe I didn't recognise you guys!" *sniffs air, looks over at Ganglie's cooking* "And I can't believe I fed you that slop!"